Stole it from Joy...

Can you fill this out without lying?I could. If I wanted to. Probably will.

What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
A cigarette

Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew?
Not that I can remember

Where was your default picture taken?
At our wedding (on myspace)

Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?
Jessimuhkah

Can you play guitar hero?
No I suck monkies at it

Last time you walked further than a block?
It's been a while

Name someone that made you laugh today?
The kitties

When was the last time you saw number 3 on your top friends?
Couple of weeks ago

How late did you stay up last night and why?
I couldn't tell ya I fell asleep on the couch, again

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Somewhere where the air is clean....er

Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Haven't a clue

Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Joy does! :)

Do you believe ex’s can be friends?
Sometimes they make better friends than anything else

Do you prefer to call or text?
call

How do you feel about Diet Dr Pepper?
It's not half bad

When was the last time you cried really hard?
It's been a while

Where are you at right now?
At home

Mentally?
preparing for another day at work

Emotionally?
warm and fuzzy

What bed did you sleep in last night?
The one that houses the husband

What was the last thing someone bought for you?
A pool for the backyard

Does that count?
My god yes

When is your birthday?
October 9

Who took your profile picture?
Brad

Who was the last person you took a picture of?
It wasn't a person, it was crappy houses last night

Was yesterday better than today?
I don't know what today holds yet

Can you live a day without TV?
yeah

Are you mad about anything?
nope

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Fo shizzle

The last time you spent the night at someone’s house?
I can't remember

When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
Last Friday night

Are you a bad influence?
at times :)

night out or night in?
I like being in

Are you more of an individual or an outgoing person?
Little of both

What items could you not go without during the day?
Cigs and water

Would you share a drink with a stranger?
Probably not

Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
Its been years ago a friend after surgery

Last hug?
Joel

Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?
It's their tongue not mine

Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
coffee

Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
uh no

What does the last text message in your inbox say?
don't have a cell

How do you feel about your life right now?
I love it

Explain why you last threw up?
Booze

How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
bout 5- but not in the past 5 years

Do you hate anyone?
what a waste of energy

Do you talk dirty to people?
only to Gary Sinese in my dreams LOL

If we were to look in your phone inbox, what would we find?
nada

Will you have a valentine this year?
yeah

Anyone upset you lately?
maybe a little

Last person you talked to on the phone?
dezzie

Can you easily tell if someone is fake?
sometimes

How’s your heart?
very happy

Say you were given a drug test right now, Would you pass?
yeppers

Have you ever fallen into a rose bush?
no but gutters and random bushes- yes

What did you do right before you started filling this out?
watched the 5am news

Have you had any Beers today?
nope

How many?
none

What are you doing tonight?
seeing a beautiful woman